Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

Glenn Beck
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  3. She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. - Unknown

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  5. Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

More Quotes By Glenn Beck
  1. The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

  2. All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

  3. Defeat anger, stop using it as a shield against truth, and you will find the compassion you need to forgive the people you love.

  4. We have allowed the system to be so corrupted that many want justice to be "empathetic, " not blind.

  5. You can't love your mother or father if you don't also have the capacity to grieve their deaths and, perhaps even more so, grieve parts of their lives.

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